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Monday, July 26, 2004:

MSNBC - Saddam writes poetry, gardens in prison

Crazy stuff, those Iraqi murderers are actually people as well?! Whoa, unexpected.
Haggis // 9:56 AM

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Friday, July 23, 2004:

I've been thinking about the nature of blogging. And I wanted to blog that at that moment, only I wasn't behind the computer. See, wouldn't it be cool to be able to input your thoughts straight into your web log, without having to take that step of getting behind the keyboard and publishing your post and all? Just put some sensors on your skull, attach them to the BlogRecorder®, and you're all set! With the option to input your thoughts live into your blog, or to record it first, so that you can filter out the obscenities. Get your BlogRecorder today, for only 99.99! BlogRecorder: writes your blog for you.

And don't tell me I'm crazy.
Haggis // 4:21 AM

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Saturday, July 17, 2004:

A thunderstorm is passing over at the moment. I sat on the balcony just before it, on purpose. It was quiet and relaxing.

I saw the 13th stage of the Tour de France, and it was good to see Thomas Voeckler coming over the finish line, knowing that he defended his yellow successfully.

I applied for a very simple job, but I hope it'll land me the money I need to cross the big pond.
Haggis // 10:10 AM

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Thursday, July 15, 2004:

Congratulations! Your score is in the 99th percentile. This means that if one hundred people took the test with you, your score would rank higher than 98 of them on average.

When we analyzed your test, we also discovered that when it comes to quantitative ability, you measure in the 100th percentile. This score indicates you have unusually strong abilities when it comes to solving numerical problems. If there is a numerical pattern to be found, you'll find it. You've got a knack for noticing when something "isn't right." Whether you're conscious of it or not, you have an ability to simply understand when something doesn't add up. Also, when it comes to splitting the check, doing taxes, or determining the number of fans in a baseball stadium, you're the one people turn to.

Now you try.
Haggis // 6:49 AM

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Sunday, July 04, 2004:

Greece wins the European football Championship. I must be dreaming.
Haggis // 1:47 PM

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